My recent flirtation with trash-pickup-as-physical-exercise has led me down a familiar path. Even though it is not my responsibility to clean a public road in the first place, once I do it, I find that I feel irrational ownership of it. I want it to stay clean. But since I’ve adopted about 9 miles of road so far, it takes too long to walk the whole route in a day (remember I have to make one pass for each side of the road, or else I am going to miss a lot of trash). Regression trash walking takes too much effort!
I want automation!
I can travel faster in a car, but there are few places I can safely stop the car. I was thinking maybe I should get a motor-scooter instead; a Vespa or something. But that defeats the primary purpose of my trash walking– which is supposed to be exercise. So, now I’m thinking about maybe a bike will be the ticket. I could combine this with the Steel Grip grabber tool to quickly nab the trash and get back on the road.
Just as with software testing, a big problem with introducing tools to a human process is that it can change the process to make it less sensitive (or far too sensitive). In this case, any vehicle that moves fast will cause me to miss some trash. On the other hand, I will still catch a lot of the trash. It’s probably a good enough solution.
On the whole I think it is a good idea to use a bicycle. The remaining problem is that my wife is terrified I will be hit by a car.